Several items I have on my desk have been given to me by either The Bob, or our friend TR. Who, by the way, people think is named “Tiara” when I say her name for the first time and if you ever met her you would know that she is the LAST person in the known, and unknown for that matter, universe who would be named Tiara. But I digress.
Introducing the most mythical, shy and sought after office dwelling creature: Loch Desk Monster. AKA Desky. I asked him if he prefered Deskie, but he felt that was too feminine.
He is joined by two other mythical creatures of the deep,
Octavias “Otto” Octopus
And SnailBit, of the giant snail species, more rare and harder to find than the giant squid.
I acquired these two at the Venetian in Vegas many moons ago when there for a conference. I cannot abide Vegas but that is another story.