Happy 2012, the Year of the Dragon, or as I like to call it, The Year of MidLyfeMama. I am a Wood Dragon in the Chinese horoscope world. There are 12 zodiac signs, and rather than assign one to a month, they assign one to the year of your birth.
Characteristics of a person born in the year of the Dragon include being passionate, opinionated, caring, don’t mind taking risks, and while others are drawn to the colorful personality of the Dragon, Dragons tend to like to be alone.
All of which could apply to a lot of people, but I like to pretend that they apply to me ever so specifically. Because I AM SPECIAL.
They break the signs down further into four of the elemental signs, Water, Wood, Metal and Fire. I happen to be a Wood Dragon, which makes me less prickly than other Dragons. We will actually entertain the opinions of others (although if you ask The Bob those opinions are not necessarily USED in any actual manner) and we get along with others really well, but still like to be in charge. Really. I hadn’t noticed.
My mother, the great and wise Dee, is also a Dragon, a Metal Dragon to be exact. My poor father and brother just stood no chance whatsoever in our household.
I don’t do resolutions. I find that just sets me up for failure. Instead I would like to put hopes out there for the year.
I hope this is a year of financial recovery for The Bob and I.
I hope this is a successful year for the Coop at school – he finishes pre school and begins kindergarten in the fall.
I hope for continued health for all of my family.
I hope for continued emotional well being for all of my family.
I hope to get back to spending quality time with my friends, who I have neglected during the last few years of being a mom among other things.
I hope to lose at least 20lbs. On that point, The Bob got us a Wii for Christmas, and Wii Fit for MLM. The first time you step onto Lady Wii, she evaluates you, mocks you, tells you how out of shape you are and asks you for your fitness goals. She also tells you your “Wii Age” which is based on you having performed some of the evaluation exercises. The first day I used it, my Wii age was 40, which is 7 years younger than I am. Excellent. I have great balance (thank you yoga classes) but I definitely need to lose weight.
The second day I got on it, roughly at the same time of day as the day before, and it told me I had GAINED 5lbs. What the WHAT. I hadn’t even gone NEAR the Christmas cookies. But! After performing the body evaluation again, after working out on it for 40 minutes, Lady Wii told me I was in great condition and my Wii age was 31. YAZTEE! I gained weight but lost years. At this rate I will be the youngest, fittest fat person you ever met.
I will not be deterred. I will get back on that Wii, and I will continue to work out on the treadmill and work toward my goal of losing 20lbs. I will also roll the shaggy rug back before using it, because I think it confounds Lady Wii’s ability to register my movements and possibly contributed to my 5lb “weight gain.”
Finally, I hope for all of you a happy, healthy, and successful however you measure that 2012.